The Snap Count Hex of Tetairoa McMillan
Tetairoa McMillan · CAR · WR
“McMillan's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins McMillan's week
- McMillan will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- McMillan gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
90%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
McMillan, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tetairoa McMillan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tetairoa McMillan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tetairoa McMillan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.