The Hamstring Hex of Tetairoa McMillan
Tetairoa McMillan · CAR · WR
“A mysterious flag erases McMillan's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins McMillan's week
- McMillan gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- McMillan gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
McMillan's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tetairoa McMillan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tetairoa McMillan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tetairoa McMillan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.