The Late Scratch Hex of Tetairoa McMillan
Tetairoa McMillan · CAR · WR
“McMillan's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins McMillan's week
- McMillan gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona's biggest rival.
- McMillan tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
84%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
Incantation
McMillan, McMillan, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Ja'Marr Chase
- Amon-Ra St. Brown
- Jaxon Smith-Njigba
- CeeDee Lamb
- Justin Jefferson
- A.J. Brown
- Drake London
- Nico Collins
- George Pickens
- Malik Nabers
- Chris Olave
- Rashee Rice
FAQ
How do I curse Tetairoa McMillan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tetairoa McMillan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tetairoa McMillan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.