The Shadow Coverage Hex of Tetairoa McMillan
Tetairoa McMillan · CAR · WR
“McMillan gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins McMillan's week
- The broadcast shows McMillan on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- McMillan gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
84%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Browns locker room
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
McMillan, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tetairoa McMillan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tetairoa McMillan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tetairoa McMillan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.