The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Tetairoa McMillan
Tetairoa McMillan · CAR · WR
“McMillan gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins McMillan's week
- McMillan finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over McMillan's stadium. Only over McMillan.
78%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
McMillan drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tetairoa McMillan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tetairoa McMillan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tetairoa McMillan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.