The Butter-Finger Hex of Tetairoa McMillan
Tetairoa McMillan · CAR · WR
“McMillan gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins McMillan's week
- McMillan finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- McMillan's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
77%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
McMillan, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tetairoa McMillan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tetairoa McMillan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tetairoa McMillan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.