The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Tetairoa McMillan
Tetairoa McMillan · CAR · WR
“McMillan is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins McMillan's week
- McMillan gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over McMillan's stadium. Only over McMillan.
86%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
McMillan drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tetairoa McMillan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tetairoa McMillan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tetairoa McMillan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.