The Butter-Finger Hex of Tetairoa McMillan
Tetairoa McMillan · CAR · WR
“McMillan does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins McMillan's week
- McMillan scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- McMillan will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
92%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
McMillan drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tetairoa McMillan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tetairoa McMillan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tetairoa McMillan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.