The Phantom Holding Hex of Tetairoa McMillan
Tetairoa McMillan · CAR · WR
“Ref: "Number McMillan, that's a flag." McMillan: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins McMillan's week
- McMillan will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- McMillan gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
83%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
McMillan's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tetairoa McMillan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tetairoa McMillan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tetairoa McMillan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.