The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Tetairoa McMillan
Tetairoa McMillan · CAR · WR
“McMillan gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins McMillan's week
- McMillan is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- McMillan is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
81%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make McMillan's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tetairoa McMillan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tetairoa McMillan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tetairoa McMillan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.