The Phantom Flag Hex of Tetairoa McMillan
Tetairoa McMillan · CAR · WR
“McMillan does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins McMillan's week
- The QB looks at McMillan exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- McMillan sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
73%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Panthers down to grief,
McMillan scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tetairoa McMillan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tetairoa McMillan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tetairoa McMillan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.