The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Tetairoa McMillan
Tetairoa McMillan · CAR · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over McMillan's stadium. Only over McMillan.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins McMillan's week
- The QB looks at McMillan exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- McMillan is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
72%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
McMillan's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tetairoa McMillan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tetairoa McMillan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tetairoa McMillan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.