The Hamstring Hex of Tetairoa McMillan
Tetairoa McMillan · CAR · WR
“McMillan will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins McMillan's week
- McMillan scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- McMillan goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
84%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
McMillan, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tetairoa McMillan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tetairoa McMillan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tetairoa McMillan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.