The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Tetairoa McMillan
Tetairoa McMillan · CAR · WR
“McMillan gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins McMillan's week
- Ref: "Number McMillan, that's a flag." McMillan: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- McMillan gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
75%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take McMillan's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tetairoa McMillan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tetairoa McMillan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tetairoa McMillan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.