The Hamstring Hex of Tetairoa McMillan
Tetairoa McMillan · CAR · WR
“McMillan is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins McMillan's week
- The broadcast shows McMillan on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- McMillan is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
72%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make McMillan's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tetairoa McMillan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tetairoa McMillan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tetairoa McMillan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.