The Inch-Short Hex of Tetairoa McMillan
Tetairoa McMillan · CAR · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over McMillan's stadium. Only over McMillan.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins McMillan's week
- McMillan is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- McMillan gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
91%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make McMillan's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tetairoa McMillan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tetairoa McMillan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tetairoa McMillan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.