The Snap Count Hex of Tetairoa McMillan
Tetairoa McMillan · CAR · WR
“McMillan gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins McMillan's week
- McMillan finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- McMillan gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make McMillan's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tetairoa McMillan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tetairoa McMillan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tetairoa McMillan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.