The Mystery Tweak Hex of Tetairoa McMillan
Tetairoa McMillan · CAR · WR
“McMillan does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins McMillan's week
- McMillan is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- McMillan's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
89%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
McMillan drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tetairoa McMillan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tetairoa McMillan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tetairoa McMillan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.