The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Tetairoa McMillan
Tetairoa McMillan · CAR · WR
“McMillan is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins McMillan's week
- McMillan gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona's biggest rival.
- The QB looks at McMillan exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
83%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
McMillan's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tetairoa McMillan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tetairoa McMillan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tetairoa McMillan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.