The Snap Count Hex of Tetairoa McMillan
Tetairoa McMillan · CAR · WR
“McMillan finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins McMillan's week
- McMillan gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- A localized thunderstorm forms over McMillan's stadium. Only over McMillan.
79%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A used challenge flag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make McMillan's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tetairoa McMillan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tetairoa McMillan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tetairoa McMillan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.