The Dropped Pass Hex of Tetairoa McMillan
Tetairoa McMillan · CAR · WR
“McMillan does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins McMillan's week
- McMillan gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- McMillan's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment McMillan was due a breakout.
81%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
McMillan drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tetairoa McMillan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tetairoa McMillan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tetairoa McMillan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.