The Inch-Short Hex of Tetairoa McMillan
Tetairoa McMillan · CAR · WR
“McMillan gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins McMillan's week
- McMillan's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- McMillan runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
80%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
McMillan's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tetairoa McMillan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tetairoa McMillan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tetairoa McMillan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.