The Phantom Holding Hex of Tetairoa McMillan
Tetairoa McMillan · CAR · WR
“McMillan is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins McMillan's week
- McMillan gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona's biggest rival.
- McMillan sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
86%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
McMillan drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tetairoa McMillan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tetairoa McMillan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tetairoa McMillan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.