The Mystery Tweak Hex of Tetairoa McMillan
Tetairoa McMillan · CAR · WR
“McMillan scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins McMillan's week
- McMillan finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- McMillan gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
73%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
McMillan drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tetairoa McMillan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tetairoa McMillan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tetairoa McMillan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.