The Phantom Flag Hex of Tetairoa McMillan
Tetairoa McMillan · CAR · WR
“The QB looks at McMillan exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins McMillan's week
- A mysterious flag erases McMillan's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- McMillan will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
83%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
McMillan, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tetairoa McMillan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tetairoa McMillan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tetairoa McMillan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.