The Phantom Flag Hex of Tetairoa McMillan
Tetairoa McMillan · CAR · WR
“The QB looks at McMillan exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins McMillan's week
- McMillan gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona's biggest rival.
- Ref: "Number McMillan, that's a flag." McMillan: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
91%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
McMillan's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tetairoa McMillan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tetairoa McMillan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tetairoa McMillan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.