The Butter-Finger Hex of Tetairoa McMillan
Tetairoa McMillan · CAR · WR
“McMillan gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins McMillan's week
- McMillan's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- McMillan does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
81%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
McMillan, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tetairoa McMillan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tetairoa McMillan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tetairoa McMillan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.