The Late Scratch Hex of Tetairoa McMillan
Tetairoa McMillan · CAR · WR
“McMillan gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins McMillan's week
- McMillan gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- McMillan sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
84%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
McMillan drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tetairoa McMillan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tetairoa McMillan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tetairoa McMillan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.