The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Tetairoa McMillan
Tetairoa McMillan · CAR · WR
“McMillan does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins McMillan's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over McMillan's stadium. Only over McMillan.
- The QB looks at McMillan exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
89%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
McMillan, McMillan, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tetairoa McMillan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tetairoa McMillan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tetairoa McMillan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.