The Late Scratch Hex of Tetairoa McMillan
Tetairoa McMillan · CAR · WR
“McMillan gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins McMillan's week
- McMillan finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- McMillan is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
83%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
McMillan's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tetairoa McMillan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tetairoa McMillan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tetairoa McMillan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.