The Inch-Short Hex of Tetairoa McMillan
Tetairoa McMillan · CAR · WR
“McMillan is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins McMillan's week
- McMillan scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- McMillan scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
73%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make McMillan's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tetairoa McMillan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tetairoa McMillan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tetairoa McMillan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.