The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Tetairoa McMillan
Tetairoa McMillan · CAR · WR
“McMillan's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment McMillan was due a breakout.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins McMillan's week
- McMillan is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- McMillan goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
73%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
McMillan's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tetairoa McMillan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tetairoa McMillan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tetairoa McMillan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.