The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Tetairoa McMillan
Tetairoa McMillan · CAR · WR
“McMillan gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins McMillan's week
- McMillan runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- McMillan finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
78%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
McMillan's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tetairoa McMillan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tetairoa McMillan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tetairoa McMillan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.