The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Tetairoa McMillan
Tetairoa McMillan · CAR · WR
“McMillan finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins McMillan's week
- McMillan scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- McMillan is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
83%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
McMillan drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tetairoa McMillan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tetairoa McMillan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tetairoa McMillan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.