The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Tetairoa McMillan
Tetairoa McMillan · CAR · WR
“McMillan is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins McMillan's week
- McMillan finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- McMillan goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
83%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
McMillan's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tetairoa McMillan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tetairoa McMillan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tetairoa McMillan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.