The Mystery Tweak Hex of Tetairoa McMillan
Tetairoa McMillan · CAR · WR
“McMillan scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins McMillan's week
- The QB looks at McMillan exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- McMillan sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
92%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take McMillan's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tetairoa McMillan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tetairoa McMillan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tetairoa McMillan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.