The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Tetairoa McMillan
Tetairoa McMillan · CAR · WR
“McMillan sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins McMillan's week
- McMillan tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- McMillan gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take McMillan's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tetairoa McMillan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tetairoa McMillan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tetairoa McMillan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.