The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“Pollard will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Pollard gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- A mysterious flag erases Pollard's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
75%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Pollard's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.