The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“Pollard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- Pollard gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Pollard runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
82%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Pollard's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.