The Snap Count Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“Pollard's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- Pollard is already "Questionable" with that finger. The witch only has to push gently.
- Pollard tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
81%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Pollard's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.