The Stuffed Run Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Pollard's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- Pollard gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Pollard's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
84%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Browns locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Pollard's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.