The Phantom Flag Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“Pollard gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- Pollard sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Pollard will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
89%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cowboys locker room
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Pollard, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.