The Snap Count Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Pollard's stadium. Only over Pollard.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- Pollard gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- A mysterious flag erases Pollard's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
72%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Pollard, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.