The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“Pollard is already "Questionable" with that finger. The witch only has to push gently.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- Pollard gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Pollard gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
84%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A used challenge flag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Pollard drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.