The Snap Count Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“Coach says Pollard is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- Pollard's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Pollard is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
88%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Pollard, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.