The Hamstring Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“Pollard gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- Pollard will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Pollard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single Steelers jersey, ironically worn
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Pollard drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.