The Garbage-Time Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“Pollard goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- Pollard runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Pollard gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
89%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Pollard, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.