The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“Pollard will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- Pollard is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Ref: "Number Pollard, that's a flag." Pollard: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
82%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single Steelers jersey, ironically worn
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Pollard, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.