The Stuffed Run Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“The broadcast shows Pollard on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- Pollard gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Coach says Pollard is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
81%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Pollard, Pollard, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.