The Late Scratch Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“Pollard gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- Pollard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.
- Pollard will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
84%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Pollard drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.